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Ass Auction

Ass Auction is a paid promotional leaderboard where brands, products, and individuals buy ranked links on a public board, with the top 22 positions featured on boxers.

Ass Auction

Paid promotional leaderboard with physical placement

Ass Auction is a paid promotional leaderboard where brands, products, and individuals compete for ranked links on a public board. Participants pay to establish or improve a position, and the board displays the promoted name, description or tagline, destination URL, and recorded clicks when available.

The central output is physical placement on boxer shorts: the site's top 22 leaderboard positions are stated to be included on the boxers. The model is intentionally simple—no accounts are required according to the site description—but the available pages do not document logo-upload requirements, final artwork specifications, campaign duration, or payment currency.

How the auction works

Paid leaderboard entries

A payment of at least $5 adds a link to the public leaderboard at the rank that amount buys.

Immediate activation

Listings become live as soon as payment is received, according to the site's stated workflow.

Outbidding and displacement

A higher payment can move another listing down the board, making rank an active bidding position rather than a fixed listing slot.

Spend-based ranking

A listing's rank is determined by its total spend, and returning to a former position costs only the difference between the current and target totals.

Top-22 boxer selection

The 22 highest-ranked listings are selected for inclusion on the boxers, while lower positions remain visible on the numbered board.

Linked listings and click counts

Each leaderboard entry presents a destination link and a click count, allowing visitors to open the advertised product or profile and see recorded clicks.

Who might use it

  • Product promotion

    A company can pay for a ranked link to put its product or brand in front of visitors browsing the board.

  • Launch visibility

    A new project can use a competitive position and outbound link as a short, unconventional awareness campaign.

  • Personal promotion

    An independent professional can promote a personal site, profile, or service through a paid leaderboard entry.

  • Position management

    A participant can monitor its position and decide whether to add funds when another listing moves it down.

Pros and Cons

Pros

  • Simple participation model with no account requirement stated on the site.
  • Public ranking gives each paid listing a visible position and competitive context.
  • Links connect leaderboard visitors to the promoted products, brands, or profiles.
  • The top 22 positions have a stated physical output on the boxers.

Cons

  • The available site content does not explain logo file requirements, artwork approval, boxer positioning, campaign end date, or eligibility rules.
  • Payments are explicitly non-refundable, and the site provides limited checkout detail in the available content.
  • A listing's position can change when another participant pays more.

FAQ

How do I claim a spot?

Pay at least $5. Your link joins the leaderboard at the rank your payment buys, and it goes live when payment is received.

How can a listing be pushed down or moved back up?

Anyone can pay more to push a listing lower. Because rank is based on total spend, the current holder can climb back by paying only the difference.

Which listings appear on the boxers?

The top 22 leaderboard positions are used for the boxer artwork. The site does not provide further details about logo submission, sizing, or placement.

Are payments refundable?

The site states that money paid is never refunded. It does not provide additional checkout or currency details in the available content.

Quick Facts

Category
Paid promotional leaderboard
Primary users
Brands, products, and individuals promoting a link
Minimum entry
$5
Physical output
Top 22 leaderboard positions appear on the boxers
Accounts
No accounts required, according to the site description
Payment policy
Payments are non-refundable